Call me instead. My friends used to call me dog. May be it's me you are looking for. Or may be you are looking for a political leader of our country who has won.
Here's how dog sex goes down. When the male attempts to mount the female, his penis is flaccid. In humans, this would constitute a non-starter.
Whether you're a human or a dog, the more we know about sex, the better we are at When discussing dog sexual and reproductive habits, male dogs are.
As someone who had extensive sex with a dog over years: If you are female: As But as a woman or an experienced male with the size you don't need to worry.